god bless push up bras
God clearly didn’t bless you if you need a push up bra.
Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart